JERRY: THE BERNESE METAL MACHINE

Title: "JERRY: THE BERNESE METAL MACHINE"

[Verse 1 - Singing with powerful attitude]
He's a big black and white machine
With a heart that's golden mean
Jerry's the king of the neighborhood scene
Living like he's never seen
He's got four cookies before his bed
Eyes like fire, blazing red
Treat-seeking missiles in his head
But umbrellas make him turn and flee instead
Yeah, Jerry's rolling through the night
Bernese mountain power, dynamite!

[Chorus - Sang with full vocal power and air guitar enthusiasm]
JERRY! JERRY! Shake the ground!
JERRY! JERRY! Best dog in town!
Long walks and hikes, that's his game
Meeting all the pups, they know his name
JERRY! JERRY! Love so true!
He's a four-legged rock and roll crew!

[Verse 2 - Singing with soaring, anthemic energy]
Got his kitty sisters by his side
Silly goofy, open wide
Trails and paths are where he rides
With a tail that swings with pride
New friends come and he's in heaven
Playtime antics, wild and reckless
This Bernese boy's got no defect
Except when umbrellas come around—DISCONNECT!
Jerry treats his life like it's a stage
A furry rock icon in his golden age!

[Chorus - Sang with full vocal power and air guitar enthusiasm]
JERRY! JERRY! Shake the ground!
JERRY! JERRY! Best dog in town!
Long walks and hikes, that's his game
Meeting all the pups, they know his name
JERRY! JERRY! Love so true!
He's a four-legged rock and roll crew!

[Bridge - Spoken word with building intensity, then crescendo into singing]
(Spoken) Jerry... Jerry... that's a name that echoes
Through the valleys, over the meadows
When the treats come out—he's there
When the leash comes out—he don't care
Umbrellas? NO! Cookies? YES!
(Sung with powerful crescendo)
JERRY IS THE BEST!
JERRY IS THE BEST!
FOUR COOKIES DOWN AND HE'S READY TO REST!
WITH HIS KITTY SISTERS AND HIS MOUNTAIN BEST!
JERRYYYYYYY!

[Chorus - Sang with maximum power and ad-libs]
JERRY! JERRY! (Yeah! Yeah!) Shake the ground!
JERRY! JERRY! (Woo! Woo!) Best dog in town!
Long walks and hikes, that's his game
Meeting all the pups, they know his name
JERRY! JERRY! Love so true!
He's a four-legged rock and roll CREWWWW!
(Ad-libs: "JERRY! JERRY! YEAH!" as guitar fades out)